Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas Carols for the Insane (Me!)

Some Christmas Carols for my friends...

Hello all! Here is my contribution to Christmas carolling. The tunes should be easy enough to recognize, so on that note, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa. I especially feel for the Atheists at this time of year. Who DO you talk to when you have sex?! On that note, everyone, sing along....

When it snows our whole state panics,
But not me, I've got my Xanax
It's just a statewide freakshow,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
Or this one...
I'm dreaming of a warm Christmas, just like the ones I used to know,
In the lush warm tropics, where all our topics
were talk of hurricanes that blow.
Now, I am in a strong blizzard, at least it seems that way to me
May I live through this storm of white, while I dream of Florida so bright!
No? Maybe this one....
Oh the weather outside is frightful
and inside, it ain't delightful
While my kid is bouncing off walls
Well a big glass of chardonnay calls!
And finally....
While my kid squawks, city sidewalks
are all covered in snow
In the air there's a feeling of madness
Jenda's manic, I'm in panic, this is such a wild scene
and my frantic refrain you can hear....
Bloody hell, bloody hell
we are snowed in until Sunday
Bloody hell, bloody hell
I need some more chardonnay!
Whatever your preference, and wherever you are, have a wonderful holiday. I wish you ALL the best!


NicoleN275 said...

Love it! Merry Christmas!

"Who do they talk to when they have sex?!" ~ hilarious.

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